How can I make this better?

By better, I mean more disgusting.
Continue reading “Ew, me.”My latest carrot acquisition:
Its girthiness is typical of that carrot variety (Kuroda, maybe?), but I’m easily impressed these days. With the latest travel restrictions, my world is limited to eating, sleeping, and playing on the island. But my interest in oversized vegetables started when Zoée shared with me a video featuring her friend’s butternut squash. Zoée did an artful slow pan of the seemingly never-ending squash, which was at least five feet long…. maybe ten? I was already shocked by its length when I realized that I was only halfway through the video. I was inspired to look up vegetable world records.
There, I found my new dad:
Continue reading “Riding the Horse on the Goose.”Companies not affiliated with Jesus or eggs should not be allowed to hold Easter sales.
If you’ve come here for financial advice (I know… I know…): ignore sales, specials, blowouts, or two-for-ones. Sales don’t exist to save you money: they exist to make the company more money. If you buy something only when it goes on sale, then you don’t need it.
My neighbour did not need this:
As long as they did not buy the inflatable bunny because it was on sale, I won’t yuck their yum.
For a deaf lady, I sure give sound financial advice! The biggest purchase I’ve made since my last post was this:
Continue reading “Good Friday, Easter Monday, and Okay Wednesday.”