A new way to floss.

My new Patagonia running shorts made it look like I had wet myself after my run on Saturday. I’d ended the run at a local grocery store to pick up a big jar of honey, which I took great care to grip tightly as I was glistening with sweat. Then, I looked down and realized my “faded magenta” shorts appeared less faded around the crotch.

Then I pondered whether the fact that it was “just” crotch sweat made it less embarrassing. The shorts had dried by the time I got home, and I figured everyone I passed on the way was too busy looking at their phones to check out my dewy no-no area. Upon entering my suite, I hastily set the jar of honey on the kitchen counter. The glass jar tipped over and rolled off the counter.

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Panty thickets.

Tonight’s post has been made possible by CBG Happy Place Mango Peach and Yuzu Cannabis Infused Sparkling Beverage. Products like these make me glad I’m deaf: I get to point at whatever I want, and the staff will happily grab it for me. I’ve refined my pointing technique so the other person doesn’t have to follow my line of sight to connect my finger to an object 10+ feet away: I take a picture with my phone, then point to the thing on the monitor.

Onto pointless things: the knives on the magnetic knife rack above the kitchen sink. For someone who watches a lot of Hell’s Kitchen, I don’t know how the roomie doesn’t imagine Gordon Ramsay’s horrified expression whenever the roomie places the knives blade-edge down on the wire dish rack.

“Easy tiger, these aren’t Ginsu knives!”

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#11’s new home in Vancouver.

My latest minor craft project was a jagged metal Krusty O magnet. I stuck toothpick ends in a donut of Sculpey and painted it silver. It’s not exactly a cutting-edge idea–just a jagged-edge one.

I’m currently working on another Simpson-themed project. It’s a new medium for me, and I’m excited about it! It was meant to be a Christmas gift for Jordi, but it’ll be a ‘membrance Day gift at this rate.

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