I can’t remember the last birthday I was bombarded with this many gifts. Maybe people feel extra sorry for me this year. The missing front teeth aren’t a good look.
One of my first gifts was this hat:
The day I became a Chudette.
Category: indoor adventures
Young at kart.
It’s wiindy out right now.
70km/h with gusts up to 90km/h! I’m surprised the power’s still on here. Jordi’s ‘hood lost power an hour ago. Although I own many boujee candles, I don’t believe their scents would blend well.
Anyway, as expected, my volcano arrived this morning.
I was unexpectedly disappointed.
Waternity return.
My metamorphosis is complete. I went from being a tadpole in 1993 to the mighty frog I am today.
I am swimming with intent again.
Continue reading “Waternity return.”A three-month membership to feelings of inadequacy.
Ignore the part in my last post where I claimed to be decent at Mario Kart 8. I recently activated the three-month membership to Nintendo Switch Online that was included with the console and tested my karting skills online. These Miis were my first opponents.
