Ah, 2025. This year marks my 25th year of blogging. On May 13, 2000, I published my first blog post. This May 13th, I shall celebrate this milestone by revealing my darkest, deepest secret.
Or maybe I’ll celebrate with cake.
I’ve assumed the form of Link again and been shot into the sky. 2025 goal number one: beat The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.
I can’t remember the last birthday I was bombarded with this many gifts. Maybe people feel extra sorry for me this year. The missing front teeth aren’t a good look.
One of my first gifts was this hat:
Yesterday, a hypothetical question circulated at work.
“What is the largest food item you could eat 600 of?”
It wasn’t even me who came up with the question. My answer was among the most conservative:
“Blueberries. Preferably freeze-dried.”
Of course, I questioned the amount chosen. 600? Daniel explained that it was because 600 was a lot of anything. Grains of rice? That’s still a fair amount of rice.
The others were overly confident in their ability to eat massive amounts of:
Continue reading “Theoretical binge eating.”70km/h with gusts up to 90km/h! I’m surprised the power’s still on here. Jordi’s ‘hood lost power an hour ago. Although I own many boujee candles, I don’t believe their scents would blend well.
Anyway, as expected, my volcano arrived this morning.
I was unexpectedly disappointed.
Day 18.
My recovery journey is starting to sound like I was lost at sea. My dry mouth in the mornings doesn’t prove otherwise. I could pass as a victim of scurvy.
Continue reading “Avast ye!”
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