Orange-eating class.

I have a mental block when it comes to spending money on things that would improve my living space. I stored my sewing and crafting supplies in shoeboxes and reusable bags for two years. The boxes and bags were then placed on a side table and shoved in the corner of the laundry room.

There’s an semblance of organization with an air of clutter. For two years, this was good enough.

I am currently in my bed typing this blog post on a laptop, which rests upon a children’s book rather than a cushioned laptop tray. The protective sleeve for my e-reader is a 10-year-old bubble mailer. The living room couch was a curbside freebie… ten years ago. It took me a year to get a nightstand for my current place, and it was a Christmas gift from Jordi.

My poverty mentality gives me time to save up to afford a (ideally) massive upgrade. If I’m to spend my money on something I don’t need, it needs to be more than “good enough”. I browsed Maison Simons, EQ3 Furniture, Crate & Barrel, and Rove Concepts, among other home furniture dealers that don’t make sense for someone with my income level.

In the end, Ikea won. I can’t bring myself to shell out $2,000+ for a cherrywood wardrobe. Particleboard, it is…

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Smoking gun lamp.

I made the mistake of forgetting to go into Incognito mode when I visited The Bradford Exchange. Now everywhere I go online, ads for The Bradford Exchange trail me.

If you’re not familiar with The Bradford Exchange, it’s a company that makes things exclusively for middle-aged small-town housewives (and their “hubbies”). It’s for people who require that their timepiece be encompassed by no fewer than five eagles. It’s for ladies who want the birthstones of all seven kids crammed onto one ring. It’s for men who idolize Elvis so much that they’d hang an Elvis-shaped wall sculpture featuring a montage of Elvises within the cape. Elvis to the power of Elvis.

An Elvis-shaped wall sculpture in which Elvis is dressed in rhinestone studded bell bottoms and a cape. A montage of three Elvises is printed on the inside of the cape.
Hey, Bradford Exchange: free advertising!
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